Dear Mr. President

Mr. President you must be doing a really great job because all Bill O’Reilly can talk about these days is whether you bowed to that Arab dude or not. Yesterday Bill said it was no big deal and showed a video of the event. Then he said that your press secretary said “You were bending over to shake hands with a shorter person” or something like that. I saw the video and I can only conclude you were bending over to shake hands with a midget if that were true. I did not see a midget, but then again the video was only from one angle. I think a better press release would have been “As you walked in, you saw something on the floor and you were bending over to pick it up. When you saw it was a Sean Hannity button, you quickly straightened up to shake the Arab dude’s hand.” That I would believe.
So Mr. President, keep up the good work and remember that as long as Bill comes up with these nothing segments it re-enforces the great work your doing.